EUGENE, Ore. (AP) – What may be a marketing ploy among methamphetamine manufacturers has shown up in Lane County: fruit-flavored meth, aka Strawberry Quick.
Mmmmmm…Strawberry Quick…so enticing–BUT–Oh No! What about the Children?!
Sgt. Clint Riley of the sheriff's department said there was no evidence that the meth had been marketed to children, though.
Close Call Indeed…So what shall we do?
“It's definitely something to keep our eye on. But what it means, I don't know.”
Ahh, keep me eye on–sound advice! We Are All Going To Die!