Top Nav

We Are All Going To Die!! V (from fruit-flavored meth)

If “Movie Rage” and Mustard Gas Weapon-leaks didn't frighten you enough, KATU serves up the new scare-fest–Fruit-Flavored Meth. That's right!

They are not going to sit by and let FOX take all the Meth Glory!

EUGENE, Ore. (AP) – What may be a marketing ploy among methamphetamine manufacturers has shown up in Lane County: fruit-flavored meth, aka Strawberry Quick.

Mmmmmm…Strawberry Quick…so enticing–BUT–Oh No! What about the Children?!

Sgt. Clint Riley of the sheriff's department said there was no evidence that the meth had been marketed to children, though.

Close Call Indeed…So what shall we do?

“It's definitely something to keep our eye on. But what it means, I don't know.”

Ahh, keep me eye on–sound advice! We Are All Going To Die!

, ,

0 Responses to We Are All Going To Die!! V (from fruit-flavored meth)

  1. Robin July 30, 2007 at 22:27 #

    Hey I’ve got your Were all going to die for tomorrow! There was a radioactive leak at Hanford today, only 3-4 hours up street from here.

    http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2007/07/radioactive_waste_spills_on_gr.html

  2. Robin July 30, 2007 at 22:28 #

    err, up stream.

Leave a Reply

Join the
PDX PIPELINE
NEWSLETTER
Get Portland enterntainment info, win
free tickets & receive specials all
around the city!
JOIN TODAY