Backfence PDX is tonight at the East Urban Grind. Look people…it's going to be amazing. In fact, the tickets probably won't last through the day, so buy your's immediately. I'm waiting.
Oh, what is Backfence PDX? Climb out from under your rock and find out now. I'm waiting.
There was an earlier rumor that Dave Mathews would show up and perform with glowsticks. I was sitting at PDX airport all night, but no sign of him. I'm waiting.
The co-founder of Backfence PDX was on a sex-y talk show this last weekend. I was late to the party and not able to submit my sex query. They have not scheduled a follow-up. I'm waiting.