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OK, forget flowers and candy and dinners–THIS is what you take your special someone to this Valentine's weekend. Look at that flyer. Nothing says Valentine's like a skull and “badass challenge”. Hey, need a place to crash after all the romantic wining and dining? How about crashing with a cuddly Zoobomber (Email housing@zoobomb.net)?

Other Portland Valentines Weekend Events here

From Zoobomb

Howdy,
Minibike Winter in Portland, OR is right around the corner, this Valentines day weekend! Come join us for the debauchery, drinking, and riding bikes.

Full schedule here:
http://zoobomb.net/minibikewinter/

And of course, the brutal Ben Hurt III Chariot Wars is on Valentines Day itself:
http://flickr.com/photos/gabrielamadeus/sets/72157613058639884/

Hope to see you out there, or maybe at least talking about it on the Interwebs!
Take care, Gabriel Amadeus Tiller

For those of you who might not know…Gabriel is a bike-jousting expert…award-winning I believe

Mini Bike Winter Schedule from site after the jump….

Thursday February 12th :.
8:00pm
@ ??? – location TBA
Fashion Forward
DIY Mini Bike Winter Swag Night
Bring stencils and clothes

.: Friday February 13th :.
6:30pm
@ The Zoobomb Pile
Badass Challenge
Can you make it UP the hill with nothing but human & bike power?
Later we will ride to the LightBar
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LightBar
@ NE27th & Killingsworth
info: http://mykle.com/lightbar/
BYOB and then some!
Opens @ dark.
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12:00am
Midnight Mystery Ride
Leaves from the Lightbar.

.: Saturday February 14th :.
11:00am
Brunch
@ SE 47th & Taylor
Bring food & drink to share
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1:00pm
Ben Hurt III Chariot Battle
We will ride to the Ben Hurt III event location from brunch

Mini Bike Winter Party
Time & Location TBA

Fashion Show
Silent Auction
Dance Party

Performances by:
The Sprockettes – http://sprockettes.org/
Chain Reaction – http://www.godallman.com/chainreactionpdx/
Nerds On Wheels

Bands:
Full Face Riot – www.myspace.com/fullfaceriot
Riot Cop – www.myspace.com/riotcop

.: Sunday February 15th :.
2:00pm
Mini Bike Winter Olympics
@ Eastbank of Esplanade right around the Hawthorn Bridge
Events:
Mini Bike Sprint
Mini Bike Long Jump
Tyke Toss
Ass Down Derby
Mini Bike Jousting
DeathJam
Cupcake Challenge

The Glorious Bicycle Belles are performing the half time show.
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9:00pm
Downhill Madness
@ 10th & SW Burnside – Zoobomb Pile
WEAR A HELMET!
Events:
Skate Race
Tour De Bomb
Family Bomb
Beer Bungree
Legoland Race