Portland / Global "No Pants Day" Max Ride | January 10

If you one of your New Year's resolutions was more public (semi-)nudity, you are in luck. The Global No Pants on Subway day is this Sunday. Not sure where they will be hopping on in NE, but North and SW are covered. Thanks to rule 1, part 2, there will likely be as many “photographers” & “bloggers” as participants. Thanks to rule #3…ummm…why would one bring baked ham and not eat it? Public (semi-)nudity is confusing.

No Pants Subway Max Ride info:

No Pants on Subway Max Day | PortlandAll are invited to participate in the 9th Annual No Pants! Subway (For us its the Max, Trolley and Bus) Ride. The event will take place at 3:00 PM on Sunday, January 10th. Everything you need to know is in this post. Please read it carefully!

REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION:

1) Willing to take pants off on public transportation or take them off before or just not wear them at all. If not, be willing to record someone doing it.
2) Able to keep a straight face about it
3) a loose rule. But I would highly recommend eating and bringing snacks. simply bringing a tupperware container full of honey baked ham and not eating it leads to making out with gross boys and telling people “the truth”. neither of those results in positive reactions from the crowd.

**THIS IS A PARTICIPATORY EVENT. DO NOT SHOW UP UNLESS YOU PLAN TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF OR HELP RECORD THE EVENT**

Details after the break

When: Sunday, January 10 at 3:00 PM, Sharp! (Over by around 6:00)
Where: Meet at Bud Clark's Goose Hollow Inn at 1927 SW Jefferson St. so we can hand out public transit and basic info to everyone.

Bring: A backpack and a Trimet pass. Most will be in fareless square but some may want to venture out.
A camera (we'll have several photographers on hand also)
Wear: Normal winter clothes (hat, gloves, etc)
After Party: mayhaps? All the cool kids do it. We shall see…

In NoPo?
1:30 start time at the Paul Bunyan making our way into town from there. A couple of stops along the way for ‘courage'.

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4 Responses to Portland / Global "No Pants Day" Max Ride | January 10

  1. Allen January 5, 2010 at 16:07 #

  2. asdf January 10, 2010 at 20:57 #

    not sanitary.

  3. ali January 15, 2013 at 10:30 #

    we are free

  4. Clair January 12, 2014 at 22:34 #

    There is no such thing as fareless square anymore…

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