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Tomorrow is the Summer Santacon, so you have one day to Santa up and have a party. And it will be a good one. Picture below is of the winter Santacon. Expect many of tomorrow's santas to have much less clothing…probably a lot like this one.  Photo by ohhh_yeah808

How to know when/where? Gotta follow the twitter: @santaconPDX

From Drunken Rampage:
This Saturday, July 3 (crap, that's close) is the Summer Santacon, put on by Cacophony. Details are scarce, but upon pain of testicular removal via rusty samurai sword, the powers that be have agreed to let us divulge the following things:

1) (redacted)'s testicles are the ones at risk. He should find out about that little detail about the same time he opens this email.

2) The place to meet is at Beulahland, NE 28th & Burnside. Santa will meet there at noon and eat, then move out around 1pm (so, show up at noon if you want food, and just before 1 if you don't).

3) The Four Fucks still apply (Don't fuck with kids, don't fuck with cops, don't fuck with security because they will call the cops, and don't fuck with Santa).

4) Wear a Santa suit. Of some sort. Red fur bikinis count.

5) Plan on a water fight.

6) Follow @santaconPDX on twitter. If you get lost, it MAY help you find your way back to the herd.

That's all we have. Good luck, and take penicillin.

-DrunkMonkey