Mortified Returns To Portland This Weekend + Win Tickets
July 15, 2010 — PDXPIPELINEWe have a pair of tickets to give away for tonight's (Thursday night) Mortified! To win: Comment on this post why you would like to attend (here are 40+ examples from last year). We'll draw the winner Thursday afternoon at 3PM extended to 3:45 since it we got out the facebook/email blast out late. Make sure to check your email after 3 to see if you have won. If you don't win, be sure to get there somewhat early to guarantee a seat.
Reminder: We give out free tickets to our Portland Facebook Groups & our email list to many of the top events in Portland. So, join if you like free stuff.
From our partners at Mortified:
Mortified Portland Returns To Mission Theater
For Two Nights In July
Mortified, the cult comedy sensation that's a smash hit in LA, NYC, D.C., San Francisco, Austin, Chicago & Boston returns to McMenamins Mission Theater following a two-night sold out show in April. Come see our performers share their shame on Thursday, July 15 and Friday, July 16.
Hailed locally by The Oregonian, Portland Monthly, and Willamette Week, and nationally by Newsweek, NBC's The Today Show, Entertainment Weekly and NPR's This American Life, Mortified stars everyday people reading aloud their most embarrassing, pathetic and private teenage diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and locker notes… in front of total strangers. Witness "personal redemption through public humiliation" in a refreshing show that is equal parts comedic, cathartic and voyeuristic. The largest and longest running project of its kind returns featuring a collection of Portland's bravest souls.
Mortified Portland
Thursday, July 15 & Friday, July 16
8:00pm (Doors at 6:00)
Mission Theater
1624 NW Glisan St, Portland, OR 97209
www.getmortified.com/live
$12 (no additional fees!)
WHO LIKE-LIKES MORTIFIED:
- "A grassroots phenomenon" (The Oregonian)
- "A literary high-wire act" (Portland Monthly)
- "Enlightening!" (Esquire)
- "Unbearably intimate… completely funny!" (The Onion AV Club)
- "Embarrassing, hilarious and just plain wrong!" (Bust Magazine)
- “Some of the juiciest real life tragedies.” (TimeOut NY)
- “Heartbreakingly hilarious tales of personal woe & social catastrophe!” (Flavorpill)

















July 15, 2010 at 10:08
I would love to win tickets to this. I’ve never heard of this before . So I looked it up and saw some video and I couldn’t stop laughing! I was afraid my friends would think I went of the deep end! If I don’t win I will see if they have any tix I can buy. Thankx Pdx
July 15, 2010 at 12:37
I have heard these are a riot! Count me in.
July 15, 2010 at 12:42
Wow, I can’t believe this is back in town! I went in April and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I have off tonight and would love to win free tickets. Please pick me PDXPipeline.
July 15, 2010 at 13:49
Wow! I would love to see this.
July 15, 2010 at 14:32
We’d love to attend the event. It sounds a lot of fun!
July 15, 2010 at 14:45
Holy Crap, I planned on going to Inception tonight, but this would be too awesome to pass up.
July 15, 2010 at 14:52
Yes! I love free tickets and love watching people get mortified!
July 15, 2010 at 14:55
Mortification is a part of life. I’ve definitely felt it – as the homeschooled girl with glasses and a head piece retainer. I’ve felt it – as the socially awkward college kid who fell for the smell-the-pool-chalk-it-smells-like-blueberries and ended up with the blue nose. I’ve felt it – as the new girl at work who fell down an entire flight of stairs on the first day. I’d love to win tickets so that I know there are other people as mortified as me.
July 15, 2010 at 14:57
We love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
We love to laugh
So ev’rybody can hear
The more you laugh
The more you fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more we’re a merrier we!!!
July 15, 2010 at 15:19
I would love to see this show tonight! I need some laughs.
July 15, 2010 at 15:27
moritifed is awesome. the last time i went i totally got a boner.
July 15, 2010 at 15:28
Cuz I need a break from the oh-so-serious world of academia!
July 15, 2010 at 15:29
Would love to win tix to this! I’ve heard it’s hilarious!!
July 15, 2010 at 15:33
I love things like this. I’d be the very best fan in the audience. I’d be mortified to go.
July 15, 2010 at 15:37
I’d like to see this for the catharsis. Tried to see it last year but had no idea how immensely popular it is. Pick me! I’m the one!
July 15, 2010 at 15:38
It would be mortifying not to be seen at such an event!
July 15, 2010 at 15:41
I’d probably jizz in my pants if I won these tickets.
July 15, 2010 at 16:06
Mortified picked and you won. email coming shortly with info.
July 15, 2010 at 17:37
That boyfriend I tried to win back with race tix you were giving away? He took some other girl — cringe with a double layer of mortified on top!
July 16, 2010 at 10:26
I want to win cause I have always wanted to go but it sells out before I get home.
July 17, 2010 at 02:13
Would love to take my teenage some to get a flavor of something different.