Win Tickets: Bikini Creature Beach Feature @ Bossanova Ballroom | Babes, Gorillas, Rock & Roll
March 28, 2011 — PDXPIPELINEPipeline has a three pairs of tickets to attend Bikini Creature Beach Feature at the Bossanova Ballroom. Tickets are good for any night. To win, comment on this post why you would like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed on Friday, April 1.
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From our sponsors at Bossanova Ballroom:
Bikini Creature Beach Feature
Thursday, March 31 through Sunday, April 3
Doors 7 p.m. | Show 8 p.m. | 21+
$12 advance | $15 doors
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Bossanova Ballroom
722 E. Burnside Street
Bikini Creature Beach Feature, is a satirical take on anything from the Frankie & Annette 1960′s beach party movies, grind-house biker flicks, to the B-horror genre; a bouillabaisse of characters like the one-gorilla wrecking crew Randy Bananas, sexy, pregnant and dune-buggy obsessed wiccan, The Sand Witch, the shambling & acrobatic terror of The Sea Monster, and a gaggle of bikini clad beach girls!
This show has no redeeming social-value WHATSOEVER, so if sex, drugs, rock & roll and little people offend you, this comedy is definitely not for you.
Bikini Creature Beach Feature, is written by musician and set designer Matt Stanger (The Lordy Lords, Blood Shack haunted attraction), featuring live music sound track by The Lordy Lords and Guantanamo Baywatch and acting performances by Tana the Tattooed Lady, Nik Sin (Mini-Marilyn Manson), Russel Brunner (Swingtime), Greg Bigoni (online comic series Mudtown), Jeff Gardner (DH’s Grand Guignol Cirque de-Cision: A Monty Python Tribute), Ian Kennedy (Grand Guignol) and Desirae Stewart (DH’s Grand Guignol, Cirque de-Cision: A Monty Python Tribute). Dylan Hillerman directs (Dylan Hillerman’s Grand Guignol, Rod Serling in Glitter and Gore).
March 28, 2011 at 09:13
I would love to go to this!!! I’ve been taking a class at the Bossanova on the same nights that they have been rehearsing. I have been able to hear them, but not see them!
March 28, 2011 at 09:20
omg this sounds amazing!
March 28, 2011 at 09:32
Think I’d go ape if I won…
March 28, 2011 at 09:40
I want to go because this looks like the most awesome event ever! What could possibly be better? I would even wear a 60′s swimsuit if I won.
March 28, 2011 at 10:04
I’m a cult & b-movie fan that grew up watching USA Up All Night & Joe Bob Briggs on Monstervision. Who WOULDN’T want to go see this? Count me in!
March 28, 2011 at 10:12
I would go bananas! I would Watusi with that gorilla Lucy! I would get on with my bad self and show those rich kids from the camp on the other side of the jetty who’s boss! Me and my ragtag group of lovable misfits will not be denied the freshest break this side of Waikiki!
March 28, 2011 at 10:26
Does the fact that we *are* monsters too count in our favor? Preety please wit a cheery on top?
March 28, 2011 at 10:28
Yes! This sounds so fun!
March 28, 2011 at 12:04
This looks like so much fun! Pick Me, Pick Me!
March 29, 2011 at 10:51
I want to show my girl how misfits truly handle themselves…..
March 29, 2011 at 12:46
I must attend
March 29, 2011 at 13:54
I’m dying to see this, because the sound of my soul is reverb and tremelo, and also I have a friend right here who needs to see how Portland at its trashtastic twangy fun best. Yackydoo!
March 29, 2011 at 15:51
I saw the adds for this when I was at the bossanova over the weekend and am dying to go.
March 30, 2011 at 12:44
This would be a blast… Mosters and clam bakes
March 30, 2011 at 20:20
Tomorrow is my Birthday, give me free tickets!
March 30, 2011 at 21:43
This looks better than if they did a musical version of Sharktopus.
March 31, 2011 at 09:39
I’ve been told I have no redeeming social value WHATSOEVER…and did I mention I am a little person/rockstar/amateur porn artist.
March 31, 2011 at 15:45
I really would love to win these because my friend is acting in this play and would love to go support them but I can’t really afford it! bah! help! :)
March 31, 2011 at 15:49
Did you know that Annette Funicello has “Funicello” relatives here in PDX?
March 31, 2011 at 16:40
Better than surfin’ now
A bikini creature feature- wow!
Come on lay some tickets on meeeeeeeeee….
March 31, 2011 at 16:41
I’d love to check this out because my friend knows the producer. I’d love to see what he has done!
March 31, 2011 at 17:57
Much research needs to be done in so little time. I have only another two years on this planet. Then they shuttle me off to the next settlement. There are no itty bitty teeny weeny bikinis in the next celestial stop. I must live by proxy in this one as I have no navel and can not possibly expose my non human form to the masses. Must stare at screen…
March 31, 2011 at 19:28
Sounds like my kinda play….How about Saturday night….You guys rock!
March 31, 2011 at 19:42
I love Annette Funnyjello!
March 31, 2011 at 21:26
No redeeming social value….works for me!
March 31, 2011 at 22:14
Sex? Drugs? Rock and Roll? Little people? How could somebody NOT want to attend this?!
March 31, 2011 at 22:34
This looks like Estrus Records brought Psycho Beach Party to life, that is very good, gimme tickets!
(please)
all the best
Wallace
April 1, 2011 at 08:41
36-22-36-22, that’s how you stuff a wiccan bikini!!!
April 1, 2011 at 12:55
Sounds CRAZY fun! Fortunately, I’m ALREADY wearing my space surf gorrilla costume. Go figure!
April 1, 2011 at 16:19
weeeeeeelllllll bbb-bbb-b-b-buh… POPPA OOH-MOW-MOW!!! POPPA OOH-MOW-MUH-MOW!!!
April 1, 2011 at 17:36
Bikini’s and beach-horror, just in time for spring. Count me in.