Win Tickets: Rose City Rollers Bouts @ The Hangar | Two Days Of Derby Madness This Weekend
May 18, 2011 — PDXPIPELINEPipeline has a pair of tickets to see the Wheels of Justice vs Texas Roller Girls on Friday, May 20 and another pair of tickets to see the Heartless Heathers vs Guns N Rollers n Saturday, May 21. To win, comment on this post why you would like to attend and which bout you'd like to attend. Winners will be drawn and emailed on Friday, May 20.
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From our sponsors at Rose City Rollers:
Wheels of Justice vs Texas Roller Girls
Friday, May 20
7 p.m. doors | 8 p.m. skating
$14 general admission | $20 Rockstar Guaranteed Seating
Purchase Tickets From Portland Mercury
The Hangar
7805 SE Oaks Park Way
www.rosecityrollers.com
ROCKSTAR SEATING is SOLD OUT. There are General Admission tickets still available!
RCR’s All-Star travel team, The Wheels of Justice, will take on the Texecutioners of the Texas Rollergirls in a WFTDA sanctioned bout at the Hangar at Oaks Park! Rose City is ranked #4 in the fiercely competitive West region, and Texas is ranked #2 in the South Central region. People, you rarely get a chance to see roller derby played at this level – don’t let it slip through your fingers! Heartless Heathers vs Guns N Rollers info after the jump…
Parking will be free for this event! Please note, sitting alongside the track puts you within feet of the action and places you at higher risk of involvement in a skater collision. Arrive early enough to make seating arrangements you are comfortable with.
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Heartless Heathers vs Guns N Rollers
Saturday, May 21
5 p.m. doors | 6 p.m. skating
$14 general admission | $20 Rockstar Guaranteed Seating
Purchase Tickets at Portland Mercury
The Hangar
7805 SE Oaks Park Way
www.rosecityrollers.com
This is roller derby up close and personal! The ice-queens of the Heartless Heathers will face-off against the head banging Guns N Rollers in the second bout of the weekend. The battle takes place at the Hangar at Oaks Park. This 2011 season has been filled with all the hard-hitting roller derby action fans have come to expect from Portland’s toughest athletes.
Parking will be free for this event! Please note, sitting alongside the track puts you within feet of the action and places you at higher risk of involvement in a skater collision. Arrive early enough to make seating arrangements you are comfortable with.

















May 18, 2011 at 10:57
Why do I want to see the derby? Simply put I’ve never been!!!
I’d love to see the Texecutioners lose to the Wheels of Justice on Friday! RAWR!
May 18, 2011 at 11:06
I have a best friend that has done so much for me, and I have not had the chance to repay him for all he has done. He has mentioned that he would like to go to a Roller Derby…and I would love to be able to take him to a bout especially since he has never been…I would be delighted if you would pick us for the tickets on Friday night. Thanks! :D
Wheels of Justice vs Texas Roller Girls
Friday, May 20
May 18, 2011 at 11:07
My daughter and I would love to go… we never got lucky enough to get tickets, and we have never been.
Please, that would be awesome! Thank you :) :) :) :) :)
That be simply the top on a beautiful day like this!
May 18, 2011 at 11:09
I would love to go on saturday night! I have never been before and I am ready to see some girls kick some ass! *crosses fingers*
May 18, 2011 at 11:11
I’ve been unemployed for six months! The Hot Rod Honeys (many play as Texecutioners) ran a workshop when I played for DC. I feel so lucky to now be in Rose City. My buddies from DC would be so jealous to hear I’d be at this bout. Everyone who can should buy the last of these tickets!!!
May 18, 2011 at 11:26
Heathers Rock!!!!!
May 18, 2011 at 11:29
Would love to see the Friday night bout.
To see the WOJ take on the Texas Rollergirls who started it all would be amazing!
May 18, 2011 at 11:34
I have never been to The Hanger yet. I am one of those gals that is just waiting for the right time become a wrecker! (Broke my wrist @ skate world/work/family schedule issues) I want to get involved. In any way! If it’s spectator first, then that’s my current job! I hope I can win tix! I don’t care what bout, all the ladies ROCK! My work schedule sucks, I don’t make enough $ to afford to buy tickets/FUN, but I will take the day off if I can get tickets.
I WANT TO BE PLAYING ROLLER DERBY in the next year…
PLEASE PICK ME! My daughter would LOVE to go with me!
Annie
May 18, 2011 at 11:38
“Rock on! Thanks so very much!!! With tools like your diagram and the infectuous love of roller derby coupled with a global passion to learn groww and share in this sport together; well, roller derby is a phenomenon unlike any other, and I am so very grateful!! Thank you for the share! Props and cheers! – Gold ‘n’ Mean… Aka Erika :)” I just wrote this to Atlanta Rollergirls monets before I saw this advertisement. Roller Derby is a family of people and strategy and teams unite with the growth of intrigue. Any bout I can see live gives me that much more insight to the game , and a little less for the obligations ( and often times little unplanned needs of children, like yearbooks and field trips) with equal the same as a ticket oftentimes…. This Sunday is my birthday and I would be so thrilled to have the gift of derby… All because of a little intrigue and inquiry and desire to learn.
May 18, 2011 at 11:40
I would love 4 tickets! My daughters and I love to go to the bouts at the hanger.
May 18, 2011 at 11:52
I love Roller derby and would love to see a match! But I’m a broke ass student! Go Rose City Rollers! I love Portland!
May 18, 2011 at 11:58
I need to win because I will be a WOJ Pecacorn someday, and I need all ther immersion lessons I can get. Plus I’m pretty vocal after I crush a few PBRs, and they need me to cheer them on :)
May 18, 2011 at 12:00
I want to go! Just maybe I’ll be wearing my skates, glue a number on my back, and jump in on the action… Hannah the Horrible!!!
May 18, 2011 at 12:03
I’d love to get tickets to the Saturdaynight game between Heartless Heathers vs Guns N Rollers!
I’ve never been to a Derby game and would love to see some butt-kicking action! My husband and I love the movie Whip It…And cue the world’s tiniest violin…He’s a Veteran. :) Yes, I did just play that card! :)
Plus, their names combine 2 of my favorite things from the 90′s Guns N Roses & the movie Heathers!!!
May 18, 2011 at 12:04
This is an awesome idea! I would love to take my younger sister to see some strong female role models. She is an athlete and isn’t so comfortable with her femininity right now. Strong female athletes are exactly what she needs to see! Thanks Rollers!
May 18, 2011 at 12:24
I would like to go Fridays night bout because roller derby is most bad ass I’ve ever witness!!
May 18, 2011 at 12:37
I want to go and see the Heartless Heathers vs Guns N Rollers n Saturday, May 21. Nothing like watching a real sport in person!!!
May 18, 2011 at 12:38
I want to see the Wheels of Justice kick the heck out of the Texecutioners!! I’m a big roller derby fan but I have NEVER BEEN TO A BOUT!
You know what comes from Texas? Sure, you do! If we’re going to make a statement to these long-horned lolly-gaggers, we need enthusiasm! Pick me! Pick me! I will yell and cheer!
May 18, 2011 at 12:38
I’d love to take my wife to see Wheels of Justice vs Texas Roller Girls on Friday, May 20 cause I think she can get her shift covered night! :)
May 18, 2011 at 13:44
Wheels of Justice vs. Texecutioners. Could there be a better bout line-up? No, I don’t think so…
May 18, 2011 at 14:08
Yes! I have never been to roller derby and would love to.
May 18, 2011 at 14:19
Pick me Pick me Pick me
May 19, 2011 at 11:26
I’d love to go to see the game, and especially the girls’ derby names which are hilarious (and crude). Saturday night!
May 19, 2011 at 11:42
Come on, Pipeline, hook a girl up
May 19, 2011 at 11:43
puleeeeeeeeease?
May 19, 2011 at 12:26
I’ve been wanting to check these bad ass chicks for while. Help a sister out :)
May 19, 2011 at 12:51
Yes… Winning would be good! RRRAAAWWWWWRRR! I wanna see some girls kick ass! Any girls would work… But I would like to watch as the “Wheels of Justice” turn!
May 19, 2011 at 16:50
Fast girls pushing and shoving against one another kicking ass with the best names in the business. (Me: lick’her’slit) because well…they are kick ass! My girl and I just hit 2yrs and what better way to celebrate than to cheer on our favorite local derby girls! We’ll make you proud with our loud and lovely hoots and hollers.
May 19, 2011 at 17:14
I’ve never been and would like to witness this first hand!
Saturday one would be best.
May 19, 2011 at 17:21
well, i’m from texas and my momma’s still down in ol’ san antone, so i’d love to see your portland posies take on my ‘cutioners. in the words of g.w., ‘bring ‘em on!’
May 19, 2011 at 17:25
My 10- (make that “almost 11-”) year-old daughter can use all the tough, strong female role models she can get — in addition to me :) . More to that story but enough for this venue. Hey, what better way to celebrate the onset of puberty than by cheering on the big girls busting heads? Something to aspire to, and she’s never seen them in action! Saturday night would be awesome. Thanks!
May 19, 2011 at 17:27
Who wouldn’t want to witness savage lovelies in a race to the death… Ok, maybe not death, but I’m still a huge fan and will howl up a storm if I win!!!
May 19, 2011 at 17:34
I have yet to see a bout and a pal of mine is on the team. I want to support her and brag about doing something much cooler than whatever the rest of my friends are doing this weekend.
May 19, 2011 at 17:36
Just told honey the other day, “We should go see roller derby sometime!”
May 19, 2011 at 17:46
I have never been to a roller derby! I want to go so bad! I would do anything! Tell me what to do!
~ Poor girl, needs entertainment
May 19, 2011 at 17:50
I have yet to see the Rose City Rollers up close and personal, and my sweetie really likes gritty sports like hockey and roller derby.
May 19, 2011 at 17:56
“Fiercely competitive” is why I would love to win tickets for Saturday night. Most nights, I could only handle “mildly competitive” stuff.
May 19, 2011 at 17:59
Oh gosh!! I’ve been wanting to go to the Saturday May 21st bout between the Heartless Heathers and Guns N Rollers before fishnets and eyeliner were INVENTED!! Annnd It’s my super radical Mom’s 48th birthday… shhhh… don’t tell her I said that… aaaand of course I’d take her with me!!! Crossing my fingers <3
May 19, 2011 at 18:26
Love watching those Jammers
May 19, 2011 at 19:32
Sounds like fun! Never been! have wanted to go! NEED SOME FUN IN MY LIFE!!!
May 19, 2011 at 20:01
Oh please, oh please, oh please pick me for tickets to the Friday night bout. I’ve spent all my money on plane tickets to my baby brother’s wedding and my boyfriend’s birthday present. And now, someone I’ve wanted to hang out with for ages has asked me if I want to go. I can’t afford it right now and I really want to say yes to my new friend. The world needs more friendships. You can help!
Please?
May 19, 2011 at 20:10
My son and I love the Heartless Heathers !!!
May 19, 2011 at 21:04
lookin’ for some PDX TEHAS fun. win me to the action please!
May 19, 2011 at 21:24
It’s time we see the rollers again,what.
May 19, 2011 at 22:17
I’d love to take my friend to the roller derby on friday, because she’s going back to Italy and I might never see her again! So we have to do something fun, and what’s more fun than a roller derby??
May 19, 2011 at 22:18
Cause pay day isn’t until June 15 and I need something to do with my boyfriend that involves us leaving the house otherwise, I am going to hit him in the head with a frying pan!
May 19, 2011 at 23:22
Have a friend in town from Iraq and would love to go watch the lovely ladies kick some ass! Been a hell of a week and this would be just what I need to jump start the weekend! please?
May 19, 2011 at 23:38
I would love to go as my name is actually heather and I’d like to support my girls….thanks!
May 20, 2011 at 01:13
I’ve been waiting for this bout against Texas since I moved here (from Texas). I’d love to score tickets for Friday so I can take my favorite broke friends.
May 20, 2011 at 07:33
Have been debating about joining RCR, but my expendable income is lacking and I’ve yet to see a bout.
Would love tickets to the Saturday night bout to see our girls in action and decide once and for all if I should be Fresh Meat or keep my ass in the seats.
Thanks!
May 20, 2011 at 08:56
I want to win because I want to kick some ass… vicariously, for now.
May 20, 2011 at 09:46
i have yet to see a roller derby match and am considering throwing myself onto the rink for tickets… i just need to get there first. pick me! i’d like to go to either show!
May 20, 2011 at 10:19
How cool is this??!! The coolest! I would love to introduce my son the this. See that girls are tough! And to not mess with them. ;)
May 20, 2011 at 14:11
Whip it! My daughter was so enamored of that movie that she promptly went out and spent her hard earned moola on skates. Her BF took her to her first roller derby a couple of months ago (ahh, young love) but this unemployed broke@ss mom has yet to scape up the cash to go with her. It would be super awesome to sit in the stands with my daughter getting some bonding time watching the Heartless Heathers & the GnRs fight it out before the semis.
May 21, 2011 at 15:36
The only way this could not be amazing is if Juliette Lewis shows up
May 21, 2011 at 16:04
My awesme boyfriend and I would love love love to check this out! Please hook it up! Pretty please? And thank you :)