Win Tickets ($40+): Stripped Screw Burlesque Presents ‘Disney After Dark’ | Princess-Themed Burlesque
September 27, 2011 — PDXPIPELINEPipeline is giving away a pair of tickets to see Disney After Dark at the Star Theater on Saturday, October 1. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, September 30.
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From our sponsors at Stripped Screw:
Stripped Screw Burlesque Presents ‘Disney After Dark‘
Saturday, October 1
7 p.m. doors | 8 p.m. show
$18 advance | $22 door | 21+
Purchase Tickets at Cascade Tickets
Star Theater
13 NW 6th Avenue
Have you ever wondered what happens in the Magic Kingdom after the sun goes down? Well the delightfully deviant ladies of Stripped Screw Burlesque know! And they'd happy be give you a little peek¬Â¦
Back by popular demand after a sold-out run in Seattle, Stripped Screw Burlesque is bringing Disney After Dark to Portland! Follow the latest and greatest fairy-tale princess as she traverses her way through the magical Disney After Dark dreamscape on her path to find true love. Guided by the Blue Faerie amidst depraved princes, mischievous maidens, depressed donkeys and smiling felines, she’ll be lucky to come out the other side of this rabbit hole.
Starring Stripped Screw Burlesque: Minetta Lane, Roxie Moxie, Violet Tendencies, Stella D’Letto, Kutie LaBootie and Kylie Koyote!
With special Portland special guests Baby L'Strange and Holly Dai!
And including Seattle's own Paris Original, Trojan Original, Bella Bijou, Iva Handfull, Tin Pan Sally, and Sir Richard Longfellow.
September 27, 2011 at 10:14
I am curious, but it seems a little odd.. :-)
September 27, 2011 at 11:00
Seems like just the twisted Portland thing I need to send me off on my last night before heading East ..
September 27, 2011 at 11:13
A real-life Tijuana Bible? Sign me up!
September 27, 2011 at 11:14
I’d like to attend because this sounds like a great compromise to get out of having to take my girlfriend to actual Disneyland.
September 27, 2011 at 11:22
This may just be one of those “need to see to believe” things….
September 27, 2011 at 11:56
Sounds like SO much fun!
September 27, 2011 at 12:03
Nothing says “naughty” like a Disney Princess…
September 27, 2011 at 12:48
I would totally love to be added to the free-tickets prize pool! This sounds hilarious.
September 27, 2011 at 13:58
I WANT IT. Never done burlesque, never been to the star theater, never seen Minnie get sexy!
September 27, 2011 at 14:01
Always knew there was more Magic to be found in the kingdom .. it can’t be just the rides that make Disney “The Happiest Place on Earth”… There must be more pleasure than what can be found at Pleasure Island.. would love to see this!!
September 27, 2011 at 15:38
Count me in!
September 27, 2011 at 17:27
If I get these I’ll be bringing the ruckus I tell you! The m/f’ing, stripped, screwed, loud and lewd ruckus!
September 27, 2011 at 17:35
Amazing, my dreams come true….
September 27, 2011 at 18:14
Oh soooo naughty. Disney & Burlesque? Count me in! What can this Portland newcomer do to enjoy some of these sultry characters?
September 27, 2011 at 21:33
I can only think of Disney Princesses at wholesome and good….please help warp my fragile little mind!
September 27, 2011 at 21:59
Would love to go to this. Disney was my youth, and I now appreciate the risque nature of burlesque. Would be a nice hybrid of my life.
September 27, 2011 at 22:18
I want to take my boyfriend! He doesn’t know I appreciate a good curvy, semi or mostly nude woman from time-to-time. What a great way to share a common interest without revealing my secret! Or maybe I should and make it better?
September 27, 2011 at 22:23
Oh I love love love the idea! Go Stripped Screw!
September 28, 2011 at 11:12
OMG!! I have a Sat. night off (doesn’t happen often) I have been wanting to go but have never been to a Burlesque show, and sadly I have no plans and don’t know what to do on Sat. night just cause I never have them off.
September 28, 2011 at 14:48
sounds kinky, funky and slinky – count me in!
September 28, 2011 at 14:55
Sounds awesome! I’ve always wondered why the Prince would ONLY kiss a sleeping beauty. ;o)~
September 28, 2011 at 14:57
Disney Princesses are kinda whores.
September 28, 2011 at 14:59
Burlesque + Disney!! Let the fairy dust and sweat fly!
September 28, 2011 at 18:05
I heard about this show when I was up in Seattle a few months back and have been curious about it ever since. Would love to check it out!
September 28, 2011 at 19:48
If people roll in their grave would Walt Disney turn into a snow cone if he knew about his beloved princesses being dirty girls?!?!?!?
September 29, 2011 at 09:27
Would love to see this combo.
September 29, 2011 at 11:02
Definitely wanna check this out!
September 29, 2011 at 11:08
I’d use the tickets to surprise my fella. I think that’s a helluva surprise, no?
September 29, 2011 at 11:47
I would so love to go to this! Sounds amazing.
September 29, 2011 at 12:37
Please give me tickets because i will bring a bunch of single drunk women along with me as incentive. I’m the maid of honor and that night is the bachelorette party I’m panning. The bride is my very good friend and has been stressed out of her mind. This would make her SO happy! Help me get this party started please! Thanks!
September 29, 2011 at 14:38
Mickey is my hero and I love felines that smile!
Plus my wife is my princess!
Pick us! Pick us!
September 29, 2011 at 15:04
Sounds awesome!!
September 29, 2011 at 16:22
I knew Disney had a kinky side… you can tell by all the penis shaped animations hidden in the film landscapes. :)
September 29, 2011 at 16:43
Cinderella loses more than her glass slipper, The 7 Dwarves Reveal their True Size, Steamboat Willie Travels Down Under, Dumbo dons Fetish Wear in Protest of being the GOP symbol, and wait: IT GETS BETTER!
I clearly need me some Stripped Screw style entertainment. It’s right up my back alley. If I wave my magic wand, will the Blue Faerie hand me azure tickets to this charmingly off color production? My lustful little heart beats in anticipation.
September 29, 2011 at 17:24
Really need a naughty night out !!!
September 29, 2011 at 17:47
This sounds great! Love burlesque!
September 29, 2011 at 17:49
I would love to go to this if i got a free ticket(o: <3
September 29, 2011 at 18:09
My coworker, Dena, is a freaky Disney nut! She is also the mother of two hardcore little guys who give her no peace. She would love to go have a wild night on the town; this is just the way to kick it off, and I’m just the gal to accompany her. She has no idea what a “burlesque” is, and is convinced that this is going to be a concert she can sing along with. 8-)
September 29, 2011 at 18:24
cuz not all 50-somethings are prudes! We like to have fun, too!!
September 29, 2011 at 19:24
must see this. [arms outstretched] yabba-dabba-do.
September 29, 2011 at 19:34
I didn’t really read the description, but I’m assuming Princess Jasmine will be showing her “magic carpet” so I’m in.
September 29, 2011 at 19:37
My Cruella Deville fantasy can finally be answered!!
September 29, 2011 at 21:20
Oh yeaaaah! My tail gets stiff just thinking about it. I looove Roxie Moxie. Poor Walt is spinning in his grave. Pick me pleeeeeeeeaaaazzzzzzeeeee!
September 29, 2011 at 22:48
‘Cause the last burlesque show I took my boy to DID NOT deliver and I was completely bummed. Yeah, I’m that cool of a GF :)
September 29, 2011 at 23:09
I want to know what goes down in Disney land after hours….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baby!
September 30, 2011 at 00:23
The premise of this show sounds so perverted, yet so intriguing. Just my kind of thing. Yes, count me in please!
September 30, 2011 at 12:49
Oh. My. God.
I got about halfway through my own comment post before I decided to start reading some other comments and see what folks were saying. Surely I am the *only* bride having a bachelorette party in Portland on Saturday, right?!
Then I saw:
“Please give me tickets because i will bring a bunch of single drunk women along with me as incentive.”
DAMNIT. That was going to be the first sentence in MY comment! Now I’m intrigued. What else did this harlot have to say?
“…I’m the maid of honor and that night is the bachelorette party I’m panning.”
Shit! That was the next thing I was going to say. Because, hello: watching the Disney princesses we idolized as children (“I can be just like Ariel!”) reveal their inner sluts (“Oh my God…Ariel is just like me!”) …. YES PLEASE.
I continued through that person’s comments and read:
“The bride is my very good friend and has been stressed out of her mind. This would make her SO happy! Help me get this party started please! Thanks!”
And then my blood started to boil.
…because I read the post author’s name.
And that is my maid of honor.
I kind of don’t know whether to laugh or cry right now. But I *do* know that this has my name written ALL over it, regardless if I am “stressed out of my mind” or not.
:)
September 30, 2011 at 14:06
This sounds like so much fun! I have not had a good laugh in such a long time. Please, please, please. I really need some fun!
September 30, 2011 at 14:39
Because I want to see the lion king in 3-d
September 30, 2011 at 16:25
I think i’ll take my mini Little Mermaid backpack with me…