We are giving away two pairs of tickets to attend the Molly Bang Variety Show at Mt. Tabor Theater on Saturday, March 31, 2012. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winners will be drawn and emailed Friday, March 30.
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From our sponsors at Mt. Tabor Theater:
Saturday, March 31, 2012
9 p.m. | $4-$7 | 21+
Mt. Tabor Theater
4111 SE Hawthorne Blvd.
More Info: thetabor.com
Eating contests, videos, prizes (or at least one prize/possibly previously used item) and more!
Doors are at 8pm w/ DJ Sars, Performance at 9pm. Admission is $6.00, $5.00 if you’re in a costume, $4.00 if you wear a swimsuit and floaties or $7.00 if you have a goatee
Starring:
-The Puppetry of Smitty Buckler and Gavin Cummins
-The Poetry of Mighty Mike McGee
-The Music of the Halseys and Salem’s Kazoo Orchestra
Also Featuring Local Infamous Celebrities:
-The World’s Worst Contortionist
-Wizzy the Wannabe Male Stripper
-The Maneater
-The Genius Hula Hoopers of the Universe
-Bee and Kateesa: Perverted Mime Extraordinaires
-Anemone and her Hula Hoop Striptease
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Pick me! Me me me! This sounds like my kind of gig, probably should be part of the show but I’ll take some free tickets instead, please and thank you!
Sounds like so much fun. Would love to go.
Sounds fun and I am sure my wife and I would enjoy it and I have just the costume to wear for it … LOL
Oh, please pick me, otherwise I will have to pay more because of my husband’s stupid goat on his chin!
because i love puppets.
no really. i really, really love them. i even run a puppetry program.
i also love kazoos, bad contortionists and perverted mimes. this show was made for me but alas, i am poor, pregnant and work at a nonprofit.
pick me? please? i love you?
My week in review: Kid rearended someone and did not tell me until a week later, flat tire with no spare, wallet – phone – car keys stolen, and really two more days of this week to go…..please I really need a night of laughter.
Pick Me! Pick me!
Variety is just what I need right now!
Ha this sounds awesome. Would love to go!
this sounds like an awesome show! i’m always down for eating, contest or not.
not only that, this would be the perfect thing to get out and do to welcome myself into portland and to keep my mind of the divorce :P
free tickets or not, i’m going!
Would love to go, pick me! Can’t go wrong with a contortionist.