March 31: Bikini Creature Beach Feature @ Bossanova Ballroom | Live Performance, Beachy Satire
From our sponsors at Bossanova Ballroom:
Bikini Creature Beach Feature
Thursday, March 31 through Sunday, April 3
Doors 7 p.m. | Show 8 p.m. | 21+
$12 advance | $15 doors
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Bossanova Ballroom
722 E. Burnside Street
Bikini Creature Beach Feature, is a satirical take on anything from the Frankie & Annette 1960's beach party movies, grind-house biker flicks, to the B-horror genre; a bouillabaisse of characters like the one-gorilla wrecking crew Randy Bananas, sexy, pregnant and dune-buggy obsessed wiccan, The Sand Witch, the shambling & acrobatic terror of The Sea Monster, and a gaggle of bikini clad beach girls!
This show has no redeeming social-value WHATSOEVER, so if sex, drugs, rock & roll and little people offend you, this comedy is definitely not for you.
Bikini Creature Beach Feature, is written by musician and set designer Matt Stanger (The Lordy Lords, Blood Shack haunted attraction), featuring live music sound track by The Lordy Lords and Guantanamo Baywatch and acting performances by Tana the Tattooed Lady, Nik Sin (Mini-Marilyn Manson), Russel Brunner (Swingtime), Greg Bigoni (online comic series Mudtown), Jeff Gardner (DH's Grand Guignol Cirque de-Cision: A Monty Python Tribute), Ian Kennedy (Grand Guignol) and Desirae Stewart (DH's Grand Guignol, Cirque de-Cision: A Monty Python Tribute). Dylan Hillerman directs (Dylan Hillerman's Grand Guignol, Rod Serling in Glitter and Gore).
March 10, 2011 at 13:43
This sounds epic!
March 10, 2011 at 13:48
This is the kind of ridiculous experience I need right now.
March 10, 2011 at 14:20
Why not keep Portland weird experience….
March 10, 2011 at 15:23
Would love to go… it’s been awhile since we’ve seen a production featuring a ‘sexy, pregnant and dune-buggy obsessed wiccan”.
March 10, 2011 at 15:38
I’ve always wanted to feel like Carrie on Prom Night! Please let me go virtually bananas and send me to the bikini bacchanalia. There’s nothing quite like Portland’s off off off Broadway, where you take a shower BEFORE slithering in virtual pig’s blood. This will truly be a night to remember…and more!
March 10, 2011 at 16:06
Sounds bizarre and inappropriate, exactly up my alley! (insert creepy giggle here).
March 10, 2011 at 19:31
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.
Tickets please!
March 10, 2011 at 21:17
Honestly I really want to go so I an snag one of those awesome flyers. That ape is raging. So tight!
March 10, 2011 at 22:01
Sounds eclectic, and an interesting way to spend a Thursday.
March 11, 2011 at 10:23
Bikinis!!!!
March 11, 2011 at 18:15
I love ridiculousness. bring it.
March 11, 2011 at 19:49
I love campy!
March 12, 2011 at 09:57
Grind house flicks, a gorilla, and sexy girls in bikinis?! Sounds like a wet dream come true!! and oooh, can Nik Sin (Mini-Marilyn Manson) come out to play??… ;D